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Nutritional Facts
💪 LIKE MIKE: THE BULK INITIATION
Mike wasn’t born strong. Mike got disrespected at a Planet Fitness. It was leg day. The squat rack was taken. So Mike did squats with shame. Then, a voice echoed through the gym like a creatine-fueled prophecy:
“Get hard… or get out.”
That day, Mike snapped. Not in a weird way. In a protein-powder-on-your-cereal, buy-a-home-gym-off-Facebook Marketplace kind of way.
He trained. He fasted. He dry-scooped in church. He got jacked in spirit and absolutely reckless in mindset.
Then he vanished.
Years later, a crate washed up on Muscle Beach, California. Branded with one phrase:
LIKE MIKE.
Inside? Four flavors that taste like tax fraud and testosterone:
Ghost Sour Patch – for when you need to punch a ghost or outrun a HOA meeting.
Ryse Kool-Aid Punch – tastes like childhood trauma and adult vengeance.
Cotton Candy Ryse – it’s pink, sweet, and will body slam your cortisol levels.
JST WRK Cherry ICEE – because your stepdad drank it and he bench-pressed emotions.
But it ain’t just drinks. The bundle’s a test. A trial. A get-hard gauntlet.
If you can handle all four cans, you unlock:
- Leg Day without skipping.
- Emotional vulnerability post-sled push.
- The ability to flex during job interviews.
Only one rule:
“If you cry… it better be sweat.”
Caffeine
120 mg
Calories
15 cal
Sugar
0 g
